Bart (dancing on a picnic table before some other kindergartners):"Principal Skinner is a nut... / He has a rubber butt!"
Principal Skinner (popping from behind a nearby tree):"Young man, I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone, and that metal plate I got in 'Nam. Now I want you to knock off that potty talk right now!"
Bart:"The principal said potty!"
Principal Skinner:"You listen to me, son. You've just started school, and the path you choose may be the one you follow for the rest of your life. Now, what do you say?"
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