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Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:
"Look at that! Blowing up rebel ships! Bet that gets you going. You hate me now? Come on. Take that lightsaber and try to strike me down, and your journey to the dark side will be complete."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"I've seen a lot of ships get blown up. It's no big deal."
Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:
"Yeah, I guess that wouldn't get under my skin, either. Not the way Seth Green gets under my skin."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"Huh?"
Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:
"Yeah. Boy, that guy rubs me the wrong way. I mean, has he ever made anything successful? Greg the Bunny, Four Kings, and that godawful puppet show. It's on, like, channel 100 or something."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"Well, I think he's had some successes. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was successful."
Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:
"It was not popular. Entertainment Weekly said it was popular, but it wasn't. Hardly anybody watched that show."
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:
"Yeah, I never caught it."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"Well, he's been in some big movies. The Austin Powers movies grossed, like, a billion dollars."
Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:
"What, because of Seth Green? Do you ever hear anyone say, "Hey, let's go see that new Austin Powers; Seth Green's in it"?"
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"You're not getting to me, man. You're talking about an actor who I happen to enjoy."
Carter Pewterschmidt as Emperor Palpatine:
"Well, I certainly enjoyed him in "Entourage", 'cause in that show he was playing himself: an asshole."
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