Bruce Campbell for 96 WHYT with Snakes
Taken from 1984 Detroit hits radio station with former Evil Dead film/Burn Notice actor and filmmaker and with '82-'86.
Quote O' Matic
Mike:
"Hey, Mom, we're on TV! Hi, everybody in Marble Falls! Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface! How do I look?"
Stanley Kael:
"You guys are ready?"
Cameraman:
"Yeah, You're on!"
Stanley Kael:
"Well, this is it folks. This is the big day, the historic day on which Willy Wonka has promised to open his gates and shower gifts on the five lucky winners. From all over the globe, people have gathered here waiting for the hour to strike, waiting to catch a glimpse of that legendary magician Mr. Willy Wonka."
Sam Beauregarde:
"Hi, friends. Sam Beauregarde here. The next time you're in Miles City, Montana, don't forget to visit Beauregarde's AutoMart."
Violet:
"Cut it out, Dad; for heaven's sake, this is my show! Hi, Cornelia sweetie, I've still got it. And how's this for a stretch?"
Veruca:
"I want to go in first before anybody else."
Mr. Salt:
"Anything you say, sweetheart."
Mrs. Gloop:
"(taking food away from Augustus) Save some room for later, Augustus liebling [darling]."
Charlie:
"Grandpa?"
Grandpa Joe:
"Hmm!"
Charlie:
"I don't believe it. We did it; we're actually going in."
Grandpa Joe:
"We're going to see the greatest of them all: Mr. Willy Wonka!
[Clock strikes ten]
[The front door opens, Wonka steps out and walks on the red carpet and does the somersault]
[Everybody cheers]"
Wonka:
"Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, my friends. Welcome to my chocolate factory. (to the ticket holders) Would you come forward please?"
Mr. Salt:
"Veruca first! Get back, you! Come on, Veruca sweetheart!
[Slugworth gives it a thumbs up]"
Charlie:
"That's Slugworth! That's the one I've told you about!"
Wonka:
"Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. I think you will. And now would you please show me your Golden Tickets."
Added By: BuddyBoy600alt
