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Clarissa Explains It All: Dating Home Video Promo
Added: May 01, 2016
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Quote O' Matic
"A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums."
"No way for a man to die."
"No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."
"[cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible."
"Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind."
"He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards. [Wilma cries again]"
"What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad."
"Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense... [Wilma cries again]"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
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