Golden Grahams Treats
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Quote O' Matic
Admiral Motti:
"Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?"
Admiral Motti:
"N... no."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?"
Admiral Motti:
"No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"Uh, okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01?"
Admiral Motti:
"Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then."
Admiral Motti:
"No, no, the hole's only two meters across."
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin):
"Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat."
Admiral Motti:
"Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It's not a big deal."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?"
Admiral Motti:
"Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up."
Admiral Motti:
"Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it..."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"[Vader begins to choke him] I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!"
Admiral Motti:
"[choking] There's nothing to do downtown!"
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin):
"Enough of this! Vader, release him!"
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"As you wish. [releases Tagge] All right, so we're going to plug up that hole?"
Imperial Officer:
"Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"Ehhhh..."
Imperial Officer:
"We'll get estimates."
Stewie (Darth Vader):
"Get estimates, yeah, yeah."
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