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Quote O' Matic
Roger Rabbit:"What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?"
Eddie Valiant:"You wanna know? (Roger nods) I'll tell ya. A toon killed my twin-brother."
Roger Rabbit:"(frightened) A toon?!? No!"
Eddie Valiant:"That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. It hurt my arm, and Theodore never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him stan"
Roger Rabbit:"(sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my twin-brother, I'd hate me, too."
Eddie Valiant:"Come on. Don't cry, Roger. I don't hate you."
Roger Rabbit:"Yes, you do!"
Eddie Valiant:"No, I don't."
Roger Rabbit:"You do hate me. Otherwise, You would have yanked my ears all the time."
Eddie Valiant:"I am sorry that I yanked your ears."
Roger Rabbit:"(Cheering) All the time you've yanked my ears. Well, Put it there, pal. I am feel so much better. Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news."