Title card:"[first lines] A long time ago, but somehow in the future..."
Crawl:"It is a period of civil war and renegade paragraphs floating through space."
[...]:"There's cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy's dad. But you don't find that out 'til the next episode."
[...]:"And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed?"
[...]:"Angelina Jolie kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That's why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth."
[...]:"Oh, by the way, here's a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie "Gia." She's way naked in it, and makes out with another chick and everything. It's awesome. I stumbled across it late night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted. But I digest..."
[...]:"Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened..."
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