Brenda:"First, I fell out of the cart, then I lose Frank. And now, I'm being hunted by a douche. The gods must be punishing me, don't you see? This is what I get for giving in to my disgusting urges. I'm such a whore."
Teresa:"Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges, impure thoughts. We all do."
Brenda:"Oh. Oh good! Okay. Well, that actually makes me feel a little better."
Teresa:"And we must never give in to them."
Brenda:"Oh no. That's the opposite of what I thought you were gonna say."
Teresa:"Oh, yes. The gods are always watching... Even when we cannot see them."
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