Darren:"Wait, Snap out of it, man! Slap it! Slap yourself in the face, man! Oh, man! You lost your mind? Is this even? No, wait! This isn't real! Now, this can't be real!"
Douche:"Oh, it's real, bro. [Darren reacts, points to douche with a gun]"
Darren:"[gasps in horror] A talking douche?"
Douche:"It's cool, bro. Chill, okay?"
Darren:"No, no, no! This is too much, this is too much! Too much! Breathe, man!"
Douche:"We both want the same thing... Like, I'm feeling honestly the two of us could like collaborate together. Like a mash up, bro."
Darren:"A mash-up? I don't understand! What's happening?"
Douche:"You don't need to understand. [getting inside of his crotch] You just need to relax and open wide."
Darren:"Wait, what are you doing? [He got inside of his crotch, groaning]"
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