Jimmy Kimmel:"Okay, Here is that not so good news. Toys "R" Us is going out of business. Toys "R" Us is closing all of their 1,795 stores worldwide and putting Babies "R" Us in Adaption. I'll tell you. I will always remember Toys "R" Us as a retail store where children had a complete meltdown and excitement everytime we went there. I guess people don't do that anymore! Everybody now buy Toys on Amazon! Amazon will not rest until every other store is an abandoned warehouse is a teaming racoons."
Geoffrey the Giraffe:"Hello, Kids!"
Jimmy Kimmel:"Wow! How are you doing? Welcome! Welcome my friend! It's the Toys R Us mascot, Geoffrey! How are you?"
Geoffrey the Giraffe:"Doing good! I have a question for everyone here! (To the audience) Do you like toys?"
Audience:"YES! (They cheered)"
Geoffrey the Giraffe:"(Voice breaksdown) Well, I don't have any toys! Because, We are bankrupted (Sobbing hysterically)"
Jimmy Kimmel:"Aw, Cheer up, Geoffrey. It's going to be alright."
Geoffrey the Giraffe:"(Angrily) NO, IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ALRIGHT! BECAUSE YOU MONSTERS BOUGHT TOYS ON AMAZON! (Voice breaksdown) Now I'm out of a job! (Sobbing hysterically again)"
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