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Computer Operator:"Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets."
…:"[pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints out a response] It says: "I won't tell. That would be cheating."
[pushes the buttons on the machine again] I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
[the machine prints out another response] He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?""
…:"[sighs, then pushes the buttons once again] I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate."