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Luana Patten:
"What did the giant look like?"
Edgar Bergen:
"Well, he was, oh... I'll try and show you. [He turns on a lamp and aims it at the wall] He looked something like this. [Makes a shadow puppet of a pig]"
Mortimer Snerd:
"Looks like my pig, Snedly."
Charlie McCarthy:
"Never mind the self-portraits."
Edgar Bergen:
"Well, no, that isn't right. He looked more like... More like this. [Makes shadow puppet of Willie the Giant] There he is now. And the giant came home for dinner, roaring..."
Charlie McCarthy:
"[Steps in front of spotlight] ... drunk."
Edgar Bergen:
"[as Willie] I was not! [Normal] I mean, he was not. [as Willie] No. [Normal] Down the castle hall he came, roaring..."Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!""
Willie the Giant:
"[singing] Fe, fi, fo, fum / He, hi, ho, hum / I'm a most amazing guy / A most amazing guy am I! / Fe, fi, fo, fum / He, hi, ho, hum / I'm the stuff, I'm telling you! / For here's what I can do / I can change myself into an elf / Fly up high like the birdies / I can disappear into atmosphere - Peekaboo! / 'Cuz I know the magic wordies / Fi, fo, fe, foy / Fe, fe, fe, fe... Fi-Fi? I don't know no Fi-Fi!"
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