Mae Thompson:"[Wayne shows the Thompsons the shrunken furniture]
Why didn't you tell us earlier?"
Diane Szalinski:"Well, up until now, the machine just... blew things up."
Mae Thompson:"Are you saying that that machine...?"
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.:"Blew up my kids?"
Diane Szalinski, Wayne Szalinski:"No, no!"
Wayne Szalinski:"No, if the machine had blown up the kids, there'd be pieces of them everywhere..."
Diane Szalinski:"Wayne!"
Wayne Szalinski:"Sorry, but I'm positive about this. The machine shrunk our kids."
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.:"You're the one who needs a shrink, Szalinski. You are a nut case. And I'll tell you something, I have got an air hammer in my attic and if you did do something to my kids, there's gonna be pieces of you *all over the neighbourhood*! Come on, Mae!"
Wayne Szalinski:"[he storms out of the house, dragging Mae after him]
I think that went well."
Diane Szalinski:"I think we should have them over more often."
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