OK, I'm getting a little soft here. So I'll get to the point. So anyways, for us men who can't get dates (just keeping it real, people), we had cartoon women, animated or from any other form cartoon enterainment. They weren't real, but we could feel their emotions, dreams, and other pointers that made them feel real. This is the list for the top 10 hottest cartoon women in animation history. Any men who get "turned on" by these beauties may wanna leave this page A.S.A.P. With that said, let's do it!
10. Princess Sally from "Sonic the Hedgehog" (1993-1994)
I know it's wrong to love animals in the "bad" way, if you know you what I mean, but I can't help it. Sally Acorn was so cute to look at. She was hot, smart, hot, and she certainly wasn't a damsel in distress. And did I mention she's hot? I didn't really care for the show, but it certainly had it's moments, especially good ol' Sally.
I wish I put her in a higher part in the list, but...just look at her early design!!!!
Ugh. On to the next chick.
9. Jessica Rabbit from...well, you know. (1988)
For some reason, this chick from...well, you know, never seems to be that attractive, despite the fact that everybody else seems to like her. There are some times where she is, but I really put her on the list because she actually is a well-developed character. She helped out Valiant (Bob Hoskins) with the case, and she's a pretty good singer. And that certainly counts for something.
8. Liberty (the girl on the poster) from "The Big Bang" (1987)
Wow, was she goooooooood-lookin'. She sounded like those stereotypical cartoon chicks, you know the ones with a breathy voice. If you haven't seen "The Big Bang", I suggest you check out the article on it. It's available on Youtube to watch, but it's not for the squeamish. That's all I can say. Next one.
7. Liz the Vet from "Garfield"
From what, you may ask? The comic strip? The cartoon series? The answer is both. I would like to take my cat to the vet EVERYDAY if Liz Wilson was my vet anyday. What made her so attractive? In my opinion, it was because she always had a way to ditch Jon like yesterday's garbage. It was so funny. But, I'll miss those days, because Liz recently admitted her secret love for Jon. Jon and Liz are currently boyfriend/girlfriend. It's unreal.
Really unreal.
6. Miss America from "Coonskin" (1975)
While I'm Canadian, this chick would get me to move to America anyday. She didn't really have any importance in the film, she was just pasted onto the film, like most cartoon characters in animated films. But boy, she was smokin'! And that totally counts for something, besides the fact that she can whup your butt anyday like in the picture above.
God bless Miss America.
5. Princess Toadstool from "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show" (1989-1990)
I have always asked myself this question: WHY did Bowser kidnap Princess Toadstool? I think now that it was to get it on with her. I mean, how did you think Bowser got those 7 kids? I mean, who wouldn't want to have that princess boo-tay? C'mon, we all had that thought in our lives! But what makes her more hot to look at is when she has clothes like this on:
C'mon, princess! Don't lure me in with that awesome sweatshirt! PLEASE! I have a list to finish!!!!! NEXT ONE!!!
4. Candace from "Phineas and Ferb" (2007-Present)
You know how I said in my "Has Disney finally gone soft?" article that Disney didn't make any good things nowadays? Well, I forgot about "Phineas and Ferb". That show is probably one of Disney's finest shows I've seen since "Talespin" or "DuckTales", and Candace is probably one of the finer characters on the show that's funny, colorful, and (of course) cuter than a japanese chibi. What I like about her is how she wants to win the heart of Jeremy, her dream boy. Jeremy is a good character, as well. Sweet-natured, snappy dresser, just like Candace.
If you haven't seen "Phineas and Ferb", I highly recommend it, as this show (and Candace) is one of Disney's greatest animated shows I've seen so far.
3. Angel from "Rock and Rule" (1983)
I think the skimpy outfit speaks for itself.
Next one.
2. Holli Would from "Cool World" (1992)
I apologize to anyone who thinks that Jessica Rabbit is sexier tham Holli Would, but DANG, is she hotter than a day at the beach! Look at her! I mean, just look at her! You can't beat that. The only thing that I don't like about her is the sex scene in the movie with her and Jack Deebs. Pretty tame for a PG-13 movie. I've seen PG-13 films more sexier than that! Still, Holli Would is still hot, even if she can't provide a single erection from any human guy.
Holli Would if she could...but she can't.
And the number 1 hottest cartoon woman is....
1. Alice Tompkins from "The Critic" (1994-1995)
DAYYYYUM. I just LOVE Alice Tompkins.There are no words to describe how wonderful she is. If she were real, I would ask her out anyday. Heck I would just propose to her in just a second....if it weren't for that Jay Sherman. But what makes her so attractive? Well, she's smart, part of an awesome television series, and has a sweet southern accent. If you haven't seen this show, it's available to watch on Youtube and several other websites. Believe me, it'll be worth it once you see attractive Alice. Hotchie-Motchie!
Well, that's my list. If you didn't see any of your favorites, you can always make your own list. G'night!
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Demona from "Gargoyles" (1994-1995)
Lola Bunny from "Space Jam" (1996)
Lonette from "Cool World" (1992)
Turanga Leela from "Futurama" (1999-2004)
Any Disney Princess ever created
