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  • Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
    Clark: "College?"
    Eddie: "Carnival."
    Clark: "You got to be proud."
    Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-W...
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation