Patrick:"Let's turn the TV to the Easter Bunny Tracker."
Perch Perkins:"[reporting for Bikini Bottom] Jolly old E.B. has already made it halfway around the world at breakneck speed." [the "X" blinks in on the location of the furthest West of Asia] "(gasp) ...but what's this? He appears to be stuck..." [the camera zooms towards the map and cuts to a grayscale stop-mo sequence with thundering.] "...inside, Planktenstein's Castle."