Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:"Captain Piett, you're in charge now. Don't fail me, Admiral Piett."
Admiral Piett:"A promotion? Really? Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?"
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:"That's not in the budget. You know, we're trying to catch Rebels here. I don't even have business cards. None of us do. Do you have business cards?"
Stormtrooper:"Yeah."
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:"You have business cards? You're a stormtrooper. There's like a million of you. What do need business cards for?"
Stormtrooper:"Well, they're for my cookie business."
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:"I don't want... Oh, my God. That chocolate cookie looks like the Death Star."