John Milton:"Let me give you a little inside information about God: God likes to watch; He's a prankster - Think about it; He gives man instincts; He gives you this extraordinary gift; ⋯and then what does He do? I swear for His own amusement - His own private, cosmic gag reel; He sets the rules in opposition - It's the goof of all time: Look, but don't touch; Touch, but don't taste; Taste, don't swallow. [chuckles]"
[⋯]:"⋯and while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? he's laughing His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass; He's a sadist; He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!"