Kung Fury:"[In an animated dream sequence, Kung Fury finds himself in an exotic kingdom. He is then approached by a giant cobra on a hovering machine] Who the hell are you?"
Cobra:"My name is Cobra. I have been expecting you, Kung Fury. I'm your spirit animal."
Kung Fury:"What the hell is this place?"
Cobra:"This is Heaven. I'm afraid you're dead."
Kung Fury:"What? But it looks so real."
Cobra:"Yeah... No, it's totally real."
Kung Fury:"[Pulls out his badge] Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer. I need you to send me back to Earth. Pronto."
Cobra:"I'm sorry. I can't help you with that. You see, you're dead."
Kung Fury:"You're under arrest!"
Cobra:"What?"
Kung Fury:"For obstruction of justice! You're breaking the law! [Kung Fury powers up and charges toward Cobra to give him a flying kick]"