Jesse:"Let's lay the cards on the table. You don't like me very much do you?"
Dick (Rebecca's stuck-up cousin):"I like you as an acquaintance. I like you as a mechanic. And I even like you as a waiter. But as a cousin, I've always pictured Rebecca with someone ---- better."
Jesse:"Well, I'm not your acquaintance. I'm not your waiter. And if I was your mechanic, you would be having brake problems by now."