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Quote O' Matic

Man: "Hey, DiNoble, what are you doin'?"

Tony: "Thinkin'."

Man: "Thinkin' of what?"

Tony: "Clean thoughts."

Man: "Then how come my dishes are dirty?"

Tony: "Dirty?"

Man: "Dirty."

Tony: "Well, them poor dumb little bastards. They never learned the power of positive thought."

Man: "I thought you said you was a dishwasher."

Tony: "I'm a dishwasher. [shouts to the sky] I am a dishwasher! My hands is permanently puckered!"

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