George Jefferson:"She's what you call, a domestic."
Louise Jefferson:"You make it sound like a disease!"
George Jefferson:"If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade."
Florence Johnston:"Where do you think I cash it now?"
Louise Jefferson:"Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father."
Lionel Jefferson:"Why would Dad hit me?"
Louise Jefferson:"Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!"
George Jefferson:"This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the kitchen area..."