Shinyman 5000:"Hello! I'm Shinyman 5000 from Tonkatron. The latest in butler technology. an unparalleled marvel in customer satisfaction."
PD-3:"If you're here so great, what are you doing in here for?"
Shinyman 5000:"Tragic mistake. My consumer reported structural instability. Not true I'm fit as a fiddle! [his right arm dropped off] I'll get that detachable limbs for easy storage."
Zak:"Your foot is on backwards."
Shinyman 5000:"No, no! Special rotating ankle design. [his left foot rotates and took off] Uh... did you know I can change a lightbulb in 4 seconds?"
Zak:"Really?"
Shinyman 5000:"I performed heart surgery on the president and I invented chopsticks."
Zak:"You did not."
Shinyman 5000:"Well, I do speak French. ¿Cómo está?"