The Grinch:"Nice of those Whos. Inviting me down there on such short notice. But even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4:00-wallow in self-pitty. 4:30-stare into the abyss. 5:00-solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30-jazzercise. 6:30-dinner with me--I can't cancel that again! 7:00-wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked! But if I move the loathing to 9 I can still be done in time to lay in bed stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!"