Gene Siskel:"Well I thought that movie was very poignant. Particularly the scene where Tom Cruise walks around Las Vegas with a bucket full of his brother."
Roger Ebert:"Aw, c'mon, Gene. That was just another pointless sequel that didn't need to be made."
Gene Siskel:"This, from the man who liked 'Benji the Hunted?'"
Roger Ebert:"Hey, you liked 'Carnosaur!'"
Gene Siskel:"Well I bet you'll like this!
[punches thrown]"
Gene Siskel:"Hasta la vista, Porky!"
Roger Ebert:"Cue ball in the side pocket!
[punches thrown]"