Carrie:"Well, I thought I would drop in to... check out your new digs."
Sheri Williams:"People usually wait for an invitation first."
Carrie:"Why would I do that? We're practically family. Why pick knits?"
Sheri Williams:"What do you really want?"
Carrie:"Me? Nothing! But your absolute happiness. After all, that's why I am your best friend."
Sheri Williams:"You were never really a great friend. You didn't even give me a wedding gift!"
Carrie:"Well, not yet. I feel bad about that, but I'm working on it. By the way, does your husband know you're a witch yet? Was that not in the vows: "I will take this witch to be my lawfully wedded hag"?"
Sheri Williams:"No, he does not know yet. Didn't seem too important to mention it at the time."
Carrie:"Well, I'm sure he'll be surprised when he finds out."
Sheri Williams:"And how would he find out?"
Carrie:"I... I don't know, but I'm sure it'll slip out sooner or later."
Sheri Williams:"I'm sure with you, it'll be sooner."
Carrie:"Perish the thought."
Sheri Williams:"Well, if you don't mind, I've got things to do."