Narrator:"Well, all right. Look at all that beautiful, white stuff. Christmas is right around the corner, and Hanukkah starts tonight. Ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Just makes you tingly all over."
Narrator:"But you know what? There are some buffoons out there actually can't stand the holiday season. And seeing other people enjoy the festivities, gets them even more disgusted. As of matter of fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug lives right here in little, old Dukesberry. His name's Davey Stone."