Gwen Lieber:"So aren't you the least bit curious on how I know so much about vampires?"
Edgar Frog:"Not really. I know who you are. You're Gwen Lieber, bestselling author of the "Eternity Kiss" series. First of which is about to be made into a major motion picture, coming soon to a theater near you."
Gwen Lieber:"Oh, you've heard of me. I'm flattered."
Edgar Frog:"Well, don't be. Because your books suck."
Gwen Lieber:"I'm sorry you feel that way."
Edgar Frog:"It doesn't really matter what I think. You've got millions of emo-goth sheep all over the world who eat up every last word of it, and keep coming back for more. I'm sure you've made quite a nice living off your supernatural bodice-rippers."
Gwen Lieber:"I'll have you know, I have gotten glowing reviews from every major periodical."
Edgar Frog:"Bought and paid for, I'm sure. Just like me."
Gwen Lieber:"What the hell is your problem, Frog?!"
Edgar Frog:"My problem?! My problem is you glorify vampirism. You make being a vampire look… sexy."
Gwen Lieber:"Well… there has always been an element of eroticism in vampire mythology."
Edgar Frog:"There's nothing sexy about being a member of the undead."
Gwen Lieber:"Well, perhaps I have made a serious mistake in coming to you."
Edgar Frog:"If you came to me expecting me to ask for your autograph, then yes, you did. But if you came to me expecting me to destroy a squadron of vampires, that, I can do."