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JK_Yoda

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Quote O' Matic

Kelly: "Dad, take a look at me. What do you think? (She's wearing a red dress, tight black high heels and a LOT of makeup)"

Al: "What do you mean "What do I think?""

Kelly: "You know. Tell me what you think of my outfit. Don't worry. You can say ANYTHING. I can take it."

Al: "Ok. Well, I think you look like....MARY POPPINS!"

Audience: "(Laughter. Especially with Kelly's expression)"

Kelly: "MARY POPPINS?! MARY POPPINS?! I come out here dressed like a Hollywood Superstar, and you think I look like MARY POPPINS?!"

Peg: "Kelly, what's the matter, honey?"

Kelly: "Dad says I look like MARY POPPINS!"

Peg: "No, you don't."

Kelly: "Ok. Then, What do YOU think?"

Peg: "The dress looks great on you. But, I DO think you went a little "overboard" with the makeup, though."

(NO DIALOGUE. JUST ACTION): "(Kelly sighs, screams and runs out the door) (She is still screaming)"

Al: "Nice going, Peg."

Peg: "ME? YOU were the one who called her "MARY POPPINS!""

(NO DIALOGUE, JUST ACTION): "(They sit quietly, hoping Kelly will come back)"

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