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laughinggas1801

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Old Clerk: "Take this doll. But beware, it carries a terrible curse."

Homer: "Oh that's bad."

Old Clerk: "But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt."

Homer: "That's good."

Old Clerk: "The frogurt is also cursed."

Homer: "That's bad."

Old Clerk: "But you get your choice of toppings."

Homer: "That's good."

Old Clerk: "The toppings contain potassium lactate."

Homer: "..."

Old Clerk: "That's bad."

Homer: "Can I go now?"