Pat Playjacks:"Oh, yes. The number ten. Alright, Prairie. Ten is your guess. And now let's give the pig and spin on that turntable and we will count how many pig-squeals we hear right here on the Squeal of Fortune!"
Prairie Dawn:"(Spins the pig on the turntable)"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"ONE!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"TWO!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"THREE!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"FOUR!"
Pig:"(Squeals)"
Audience:"FIVE! (Groaned after the buzzer sounds as the turntable stops spinning)"
Pat Playjacks:"Oooh, I am very sorry, Prairie. You guessed ten and there were only five pig-squeals, In today's "pig", I mean "Squeal of Fortune". That's too bad! So let's move right along to Count Von Count."
Prairie Dawn:"Oh dear! I guess I didn't win. I can't believe this."