Homer Simpson:"(chops into a room) Heeeere's Johnny!
(camera pulls back to reveal empty room) D'oh!
(chops into another room) Daaaaavid Letterman!"
Grampa Simpson:"Hi David, I'm Grampa."
Homer Simpson:"D'oh!
(chops down another door while holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"