Now in order to make the Smooze, we'll need a few things... Here! (shoves a long list into Reeka's and Draggle's faces) Go get 'em!
-Hydia My Little Pony: The Movie
vkimo
Location: Where the sidewalk ends.
Hello. This is RetroJunk. And I like to see my profile here as my own bedroom on the information super highway. So come on in and make yourself at home. I got a gallery on the coffee table you can look at, or why not leave a comment? But first things first.
Allow me a brief introduction.
vkimo.
That's my name. I guess I'm just your average blast from the past.
I lead a somewhat eccentric life. I spent 4 years in the Congo rain forest in search of Donkey Kong, I found him and beat him in an arm wrestling match. I once was walking home from work and fell into a multidimensional vortex, where I was promptly given a sword and told to save the world. I enjoy reading books 2 miles up in my Hot Air balloon. I'm allergic to gnomes, but quite partial to Penny Cloud Cordial. I could and would love to go on, but I have an appointment with the Sultan of Zandas.
Anyways, welcome to RetroJunk! Enjoy your stay.
Saltychuck
Posted: 11/21/09 10:06 PM
Always, my friend. A1 sound, sound so soothin'.
SuperRainCheck
Posted: 11/20/09 12:24 PM
Hey, vkimo! I just overheard AndyL talking to the Undersea Reptilian and Equestrian Aeronautics Association about how they plan to do you in. Those guys are pretty tough, they'll silence anyone who tries to stop them from taking over the potato chip industry. Watch your back.
Sense of Self
Posted: 11/19/09 06:51 PM
Thanks
Mezase Master
Posted: 11/19/09 12:18 AM
I'm the only one hair... to SHUT UP!
kenE2389
Posted: 11/17/09 06:46 PM
I've been working on a Christmas article since Halloween, it should be done by Thanksgiving so i think I'm gonna submit it around then so it's more relavant
