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| Al_Boucher |
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Location: Charlotte |
Birthday: 10/06/78 |
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One night, hundreds of years ago, a carrot man appeared to me in a dream. He spaketh unto me: "You will henceforth go out and preach the goodness that is the carrot. If anyone disagrees, let me know about it, and I will smite them with many small pebbles...and rub corn flakes into their hair." He then promptly disappeared and left a small pile of carrot peelings on the floor that I swept up two weeks later because my girlfriend said she was "sick of seeing it", and "why don't I ever clean up the 'goddamned' house because I'm the only one making all of the mess, and why does she have to do everything around here."
The Book of Al 3:22-40
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