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jujubeeme
Location: California Birthday: 01/12/85


I may be a chick, but I'm pretty sure I can beat you up.

Qualifications:
I'm really buff, I can probably bench-press your mom.

I am fully trained in the ancient art of Pi-La-Tes.

I am a weapons expert specializing in: car keys, purse slinging, stilettos, and acrylics.

I am the 5-time State Cat-Fight Champion, 3-time National Mud Wrestling Champion, and the 2008 Pillow-Fight Champion of the World.

I am currently marathon training and in the dojo developing thighs of steel which will crush you.

I swim like a dolphin.

I will tap dance all over your face.

I do a mean roundhouse-kick.

Oh, and I can do the splits.

Any takers?




80sRetroLuverz Posted: 10/28/09 06:09 AM 
hiya!uh is this good news: im 10 and i beat up a 14 year old boy and he cried and ran to his mom i saw!!and do u like barbie and are u pretty?
pokinsmot Posted: 10/18/09 08:49 PM 
ok... 2 days away from a year later! sorry about that... anyway, yes! the dragon slide! it was awesome! me and my friends would sneak pieces of wax paper and sit on them when we went down. sometimes wed do that on the days that they rewaxed the slides... so dangerous, yet so fun...
Benjanime Posted: 06/26/09 06:37 AM 
ah, nothing much going on here. i'm still working on getting a job as a comic book designer... besides that, just drawing more art... http://benjamillion.deviantart.com
zilly Posted: 06/25/09 10:55 PM 
well thats good to hear :) its all good here, nothin much new with me.
Benjanime Posted: 06/02/09 07:53 AM 
really?! o: hmm... so what's up?


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