Clark: I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà.
Ellen: Are you okay?... National Lampoon's Christmas V...
DancePetunia
Location: Michigan
Birthday: 02/19/87
Hey, I'm 20. I love Disney movies and old Nickeldeon shows. Pete & Pete are hott. Bus Driver Stu is beyond hilarious!
My favorite article on this site is The Doug Funny Theory by EatYourPets. If you have time, you should read it.
