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This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singin' it, not knowing what it was, but they just kept on singin' it forever just because this is the song that never ends...
-All Funny. Funny. Funny. Here's a funny joke!
-Lambchop Charlie Horse and Hush Puppy Little Boy Blue, come blow your nose...
-Lambchop Yankee Doodle went to town on a horse named Maxi, but Lamb Chop always got there first because she took a taxi!
-Lambchop I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle... ... and here is my...oh darn, I'm a sugar bowl.
-Lambchop *Why is it going "cheep cheep"?* *Well, would you rather it went "expensive, expensive"?*
-Lambchop and Shari Lewis Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs and bacon again.
-Lamb Chop Hush Puppy: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curtains and whey. When she realized something didn't taste good, she spat it out and said "Blech". Shari (singing): If ever you wake up so sad / That you could use a friendly stroke, / Just climb into your chair, and the moment you're there, / Tell yourself a joke! Lamb Chop (singing): If ever you're so angry / You can feel your ears begin to smoke, / You can put out the flame, playin' the game / of "tell yourself a joke"! Charlie Horse (singing): If ever you're at bat / And you can feel yourself begin to choke, / Just step out of the box, straighten your socks... / And tell yourself a joke!
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