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Blasphemy? Before what? God? A God repulsed by the miserable humanity He created in His own image? I will not be shackled by the failures of your God. The only blasphemy is to wallow in insignificance...
Bride of Re-Animator
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Aweful Waffle! Aweful Waffle!
-Gang
You are roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp!
-Budnick
Hey, there's a balloon machine in here.
-Donkey Lips
We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!)
It's 'I hope we never part'. No
-The Cast
I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor.
-UGG
Hey, you don’t want inspiration? Huh? You can have perspiration!
-Kevin
The food bites, the bugs bite, activities bite. Everything bites!

-Sponge
I can smell your fear!
-Zeke The Plumber
UG" "You won't need the guide, I happen to be one the finest woodsman since, Betty Crocket!" "ZZ" "You mean Davey Crocket?" "UG" "Yeah him too!
-Ug and Z.Z
Oh, GROSS!
-Deena
You're a MEGA-wuss!
-Budnick
Dina: "Budnick, if you want to go for a swim so bad, why don't you just jump in the lake?"
Budnick: "Because fish fart in it!"
-Dina/Budnick
Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
-Bobby Pinsky
[locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
-Donkeylips
Bobby: You are roasted. Donkeylips: Toasted. Both: And burned to a crisp!
-Bobby Donkeylips
I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart.
-Z.Z.
Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure.
-Ug Pinsky
Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
-Bobby
'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.'
-Donkeylips Michael
Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it?
-Bobby Donkeylips
Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
-Pinsky
Z.Z.: Echo. Save the whales. Telly: Will you shut up! Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
-Z.Z. Telly
(Ellen takes food) HEY! That was my sandwitch and I paid for those bag of chips! Thats it im going to tell Dr. Kaun that his neice is a theif!
-Donkeylipps
Definite potential!
-ZZ Telly Dina
Donkeylips: I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
Michael Stein: Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
Donkeylips: [while locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
Z.Z.: (trapped in a cave) Echo. Save the whales.
Telly: Will you shut up!
Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
Pinsky: Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster. This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
Bobby: You are roasted.
Donkeylips: Toasted.
Bobby, Donkeylips: And burned to a crisp!
Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
Bobby: "I tell a ghost story and you buy it hook, line and stinker... heh, I just cut one."

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