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Richard Dawson: Name a romantic sounding instrument.
Contestant: Drum.
-Richard Dawson Contestant Richard Dawson: Name an animal with 3 letters in its name. Contestant: Alligator.
-Richard Dawson Contestant During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?" "September.
-Richard Dawson Contestant On your marks! Let's start "THE FAMILY FEUD!" With the star of "Family Feud", RICHARD DAWSON!
-Gene Wood Richard Dawson: Survey said.......
-Richard Dawson I haven't been this excited since I got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!
-Richard Dawson I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.
-Ray Combs Richard Dawson: Give me a slang word for policeman.
Male Contestant: Dick!
Richard Dawson: OK...let us see what he said! Dawson (holding back tears): Why'd you do that to me?
Gene Wood: Because they love you, Richard. Ray Combs: You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points in Fast Money, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man. Something that should be built to last. You said, [no answer revealed, followed by a zero], hmmm. [kisses contestant on the head] Give 'em five dollars a point! Richard Karn: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together. You said... "kickball!" You know, you're not usually married in third grade.
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