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I don't think Kelso's gonna last that long
-Eric BURRRRRRN!!!
-Kelso I'd love to be the hootermans dog
-Fez Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!
-Eric There's a rabbit, stuck up a tree, and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's eggs.
-Kelso SCREW THAT I'M INVINSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Kelso I choose Boobs!
-Fez Yeah, I'm good looking
-Kelso I'm gonna kick your ass
-Red Dumbass
-Red Fez: Hey Laurie, are you naked or are you just happy to see me!!! Donna: OH MY GOD FEZ!?! Fez:(ok, just come up with something sexy) Hey Donna, nice hooters Donna: FEZ GET THE HELL OUT!!!
-Donna and Fez Eric: Donna, I was just out by the lake and I thought it was you naked but when you turned around, you were Laurie, then I heard screaming, and it was me! Donna: Oh yeah!?!, well I've got bigger problems, Fez thought it would be nice to see me like that
-Donna and Eric Eric: Hey Donna, ready to get down? Laurie: LITTLE BROTHER!!! Eric: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
-Eric and Laurie Wow!, for a minute there, I almost forgot about my sisters wet naked ass, oh god!
-Eric Little girl: Santa I want a pony for christmas!!
Red: Horses die what you need is a good pair of boobs.
-little girl and Red Yeah, uh Donna, I'm stuck in a thorn bush
-Eric Hey Donna, Booo! Booo!
-Fez Dad, can't you say something normal for once!?!
-Donna Normal doesn't put asses in the seat donna!
-Bob For the last time dad, there are no seats around you!
-Donna I have the three thing that girls want; I'm hot and I'm smart
-Kelso Good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
-Fez Fex: I am so excited about "Star Whores". Hyde: Fezzie, man. It's "Star WARS". Fez: Screw that!
-Fez & Hyde Oh, always blame the foreign guy with the spoon!
-Fez You know, you're always calling me dumbass and you know I wished I had? (mocking Red) I'm Red Foreman and I wished I had eight legs to put my foot up 8 asses!
-Eric Donna: Hey, you seen enough you little perve Little Boy: She touched me and it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Donna and Little Boy Why are you here? Why are you always here?
-Red Look my balls have holes in them
-Fez If wouldn't have found this bacon I would be really mad!
-Fez Oh look a robot!
-Fez What are you looking at string bean?
-Donna I've always wanted to see a baby eat pop rocks
-Kelso I am a doctor
-Young Kelso I'll clean it up later dudes
-Red Mitch Millers
-Move your lips, mushmouth! I've lost the ability to process language, on account I have a CONCUSSION!!
-Mitch I know what your problem is...I'm too pretty.
-Kelso G.I. Ja'que... it does existed
-eric Eric do something your father is taking my women!!!
-Fez The bag was ON FIRE!
-Kelso Fez: Oh, the ladies want a piece of Fez.
-Fez Kitty: "Here here, take some tang and go. Hyde(smiling): Man if only i had a dollar for every time I heard a girl said that.*Eric laughs and Hyde puts the glass of tang(orange juice down* Kitty: What, what never turn down tang. Growing boys need tang. *E
- "It's called career day, not career half a day. *laughs and realizes he made a smart a** remark for strike 3* Ok that's not strike 3 that's what my teacher said. *pause* Red: Ok Eric you go with your mom to the hospital to become a nurse."
- Haha you're Dr. Pee-Pee. Eric: Yeah I'm Dr. Pee-Pee. What about you Big Chief Brown Bottom.*Michael is shocked* Michael talking in a low voice: Ok dude, I'm sorry. You guys.... just shut up.
--Michael and Eric "Little girl: Santa I want a pony for christmas!! Red: Horses die what you need is a good pair of boobs."
- little girl and Red
that's wrong... he said "what you need is a good pair of BOOTs not BOOBs"
-EDITING "You drilled a hole in my floor so I'm going to drill a hole in your ass"
-Red "Hyde: I'm going to write "I Hate the Fuzz" on my ass
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it?"
-Hyde and Fez "Eric: I'm only here because you had a heart attack
Red: I only had a heart attack because you're here"
-Eric and Red Hyde: Kelso you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?
-Hyde Red: I couldn't understand a word you said but i heard commie bastards which is good enough for me.
-Red and Fez *Eric and Red are doing roleplays. Eric as Red and vice-versa* Eric: I wish i was an octopus. Then i can put 6 more boots in people's asses."
-Eric Ho Ho Ho.......Dumbass
-Red What a good looking crop of S.L.O.P.S
-Fez Fez:Hey every one look at Kelso he's stuuupid!
Kelso:Hey every one look at Fez he's foreign!
-Fez & Kelso Eric:(Talking about Kelso)Wow watch him try to pice it together,he's got no he doesn't, wait...no.
Hyde:Wow this is like the slowest burn ever.
-Eric & Hyde Oh Jackie. Silly silly Jackie.
-Fez Fez: Hey Rhonda. Want to have a hot-dog eating contest?
Rhonda: I can't have a hot-dog eating contest ever. It's not proper.
Fez: Who says?
Rhonda: They do.
Fez: I see. What have you meddling whores done to my Rhonda?
Donna: It wasn't my fault Fez: I may not say this right, because I am new to english, but she has tremendous brests, yes??? Kelso's Imagination:(Laurie speaking): Hello Kelso, I'm waiting and I want you baby, take me now!, I need It Bad!, I need It all night!, 'cause mamma loves her baby!, I'm completely naked under this!, and I'm bad for you Kelso! Fez: Why would you say that god hates you?, at least you have a women's love, whore! Red: "Today's your lucky day son. I heard the camera adds 10 pounds."
Eric: " And I heard it added a full head of hair." Kelso: "I always wanted to put a dog in handcuffs." Fez: *angrily* " I said Good Day!" Hyde: Kelso you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?" Red as Santa: And what do you want for xmas?
Little Kid: A pony!
Red as Santa: You dont want that! Ponies die. What you need is a good pair of BOOTS
me as red: not "BOOBs" as some idiot wrote above. "ow my eye"
-kelso, after being hit by hyde Donna: It wasn't my fault Fez. Jackie wouldn't let her pee.
Jackie: You said she was a sasquatch.
Donna: So did you.
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