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I am from Barcelona.
-Manuel I've seen more organised creatures than you running around farmyards with their heads cut off.
-Sybill (to the builder Mr. O' Reilly) Is that all dear? Would you like the hotel moved a bit to the left?
-Basil Que?
-Manuel Basil:Go and get me a hammer.
Manuel: Hammer? Hammer? Oh, hamma sandwich.
-Manuel Sybill: If I find out you bet money on that horse you know what I'll do Basil.
Basil: You'll have to sew 'em back on first.
-Basil Fawlty German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war.
Basil: Me? You started it.
German Guest: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did you invaded Poland.
-Basil Fawlty Hello Lord Melbury any valuables to deposit today? any bricks perchance?
(Lord Melbury runs away)
BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!
-Basil Basil: there is too much butter on those trays
Manuel: no, no, no sir not on those trays; uno dos tres
-Basil Fawlty and Manuel
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