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WWE Monday Night RAW Quotes

Quotes

Welcome to the dog house!
-The Road Dog Jesse James
Have a nice day!
-Mankind
...And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold, said so!
-Stone Cold Steve Austin
Know your role and shut your mouth!
-The Rock
It's true, It's true!
-Kurt Angle
Your ass, better call somebody!
-The New Age Outlaws
Suck it!
-D-Generation X
I'm the best there is,... the best there was,... and the best that'll ever will be.
-Bret
What a rush!
-The Legion of Doom
Banzi!
-Yokozuna
It's time, It's time, It's Vader time!
-Vader
Hey... Yo!
-Razor Ramon
Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!
-Cactus Jack
It's Mr.Socko!
-Mankind
You will rest... in... peace!
-The Undertaker
I'am the game!
-Triple HHH
If you smell, what the Rock is, cook'n!
-The Rock
Let's all get on the...hooo train!
-The Godfather
Every man has a price!
-The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase
Enough is, enough and it's time for a change!
-Owen Hart
You want some, come get some!
-John Cena
You Can't See Me
-Johnathan Cena
That's Right! I Own the WCW!
-Vince McMahon
You're Fired!!!
-Vince McMahon
Don't Piss Me Off!
-Jeff Jarret
Hey Chico!!!.....Razor Ramon!!!
-The Rock
Whatcha Gonna Do Brother, When These 24 inch Pythons run wild on Youuuuuu!!!
-Hulk Hogan
Welcome to the New Raw!!!
-John Cena
Once you're in the nWo, you're in it 4-Life!
-Hall and Nash
You can take this job and shove it because I quit.
-J.R.
Life sucks, and then you die!
-Vince McMahon
I am not a Nugget
-Owen Hart
The King of Bling Bling
-Chris Jericho
PUPPIES
-Jerry Lawler
Oh My Gawd!!!
-Joey Styles
On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal...but forget so many important parts of me?
-Mankind
Owww! Have mercy!
-Dude Love
BANG BANG!
-Cactus Jack
Destruction CAN be beautiful!
-Mankind
I am the gaaaaaame
-Triple H
It's true. It's damn ture.
-Kurt Angle
What's up with that.
-The Hurricane
Sorry, My watch doesn't speak spanish.
-Stone Cold Steve Austin
Don't Throw Rocks at a man Whose got a Machine gun
-Rowdy Roddy Piper
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
-The Rock
Be afraid...be VERY afraid!
-The Undertaker
He's like Harvard in The Summer, No Class
-Christopher Nowinski
You will remember the name ...of...GOLDUST.
-Goldust
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
-X-pac
Moonpies Rule
-Mick Foley
'Cause We need beer money!!!
-Bradshaw
I'm Unstoppable
-Brock Lesnar
GORE!!!, GORE!!!, GORE!!!
-Paul Heyman
Yuu..Jakkassu
-TAKA Michinoku
I've got just 3 words: Ain't I Great?
-Jeff Jarrett
Why don't you make a contibution yo my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do...;SHUT UP!!!
-Triple H
Rest in peace
-Undertaker
I don't give a damn what the fans think cause quite frankly I know what the fans want better than they do.
-Vince McMahon
For the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching at home and for *insert punn here* LLLLEEETSSS GET READY TO SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITTTTTTTTT!!!!!
-Triple H
ric flair:WOOO!!!!!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Oh My God,J.R."
Triple H: (to The Rock) "Smells like you forget to flush Rock"

(To The Undertaker) "Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!"

-Triple H

"The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over."

- Vincent Kennedy McMahon
"BAH GAWD, KING!!!"
-Jim Ross
"WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!"
-Jim Ross
Triple H: I am the Game
Dude Love: I am Dude Love!!!
Goldust: Lance your not Boring
Stone Cold Steve Austin:*Talking to Lance Storm*BORING!!!!
Lance Storm:If I Could Be Serious for a Moment
Tazz: i am a Thug
Kurt Angle: You suck
Kurt Angle: You kicked my crown
Hardcore Holly: How about if i kick your ass.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said, Oh! siamesse Twins! Ha! Ha! Ha!

-Jerry Lawler (Talking about Mankind)
"Are you ready?" -HHH(DX)
"I spit in the face, of people who don't want to be cool." -Carlito
"Woooooooo"- Rick Flair
"Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!"- Jim Ross
"It doesn't matter what your name is!"- The Rock
"Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored."
"Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored."
-Triple H
And as always, if you aint down with that, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
-Billy Gunn usually after DX does their whole schpeel and/or Road Dogg gets done talking
Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl?
-Bret Hart on Raw cutting a heel promo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
-Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase
Animal: Tellem Hawk!
Hawk: WELLLLLLLLL!!!!!
-Legion Of Doom
HHH: Now then, as it pertains to video, we promise, there will be less, dick, references.
HBK: Awww, shit.
HHH: Watch your fuckin mouth!
HBK: Ohhh, Fuck me
HHH: God Dammit,
HBK: Shhhit
HHH: Fuck.
HHH: We promise, there will be less , penis references.
IT WAS ME AUSTIN!!!!!!!! IT WAS MEEEE, ALLLLL ALONGGG!!!!!!!!!
-Vince McMahon on Raw after being revealed as the Corporate Ministry's "Greater Power"
If Stone Cold was to become champion , as of now, that would be, a public-relations corporate nightmare.
-Vince McMahon on Raw prior to WrestleMania14
i want you to roll a fatty, light that blunt up and say....................PIMPIN AINT EASY!!!!!!!!!!!
-The Godfather
Happy birthday to Steph, you're a hoe with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!
-The Rock singing to Stephanie McMahon on Raw
And slaughter, there wont be any hard feelings. As a matter of fact, I might just take a swing by ya house, and let yer old lady, take a smoke, OF THE PIECE PIPE! (crotch-chop motion)
-HHH cutting a promo to Sgt. Slaughter at DeGenerationX InYourHouse
Phony little shit.
-Bret Hart talking about Shawn Michaels
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
-Stone Cold Steve Austin
AND THATS WHY I KICKED YOUR LEG OUTTA YOUR LEG!
-Owen Hart screwing up a angry promo to Bret
NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!
-Razor Ramon
Im your genetic jackhammer!
-Vince McMahon talking to Linda
Tune in, next week , SAME STONE COLD TIME.....SAME STONE COLD...CHANNEL!
-Stone Cold on an episode of Raw sometime in 1998
"EVERYBODY IN THAT GOD-D*MN DRESSING ROOM KNOWS THAT I'M THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE! ............................AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, TOUGH SH*T!"
-Bret Hart on the 3/22?/97 episode, the infamous night that Vince became "Mr. McMahon" . This is also the night after the Fatal 4Way:InYourHouse Match between Austin/Hitman/Vader/Undertaker, where he lost the belt to Sycho Sid in a cage match. It was groundbreaking then to hear the cuss words Bret was saying on 'live tv'.
"Heh heh heh heh heh....... and they call you the 'Big Show'???"
-Val Venis on "GTV" after leaning over and looking at the Big Shows dick in the bathroom
" So parents,.....get your children's permission to watch!"
-HHH
"My bikini will be fully loaded, and ready to drop the bomb on you!"
-Sable shooting a promo on Jackie prior to their "Bikini Contest" at Fully Loaded: In Your House
"Everyone's got a price!"
-'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase
"I also appreciate the fact....that hell......YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!!"
-Stone Cold's last words before delivering Vince McMahon's first 'Stunner' in September 1997
"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold!"
-'Macho Man' Randy Savage
"The Heart, Break, Kid, does not, rest, in peace, HE CAN STAY UP - ALL - NIIIGHT !!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
-HBK shooting on The Undertaker prior to Royal Rumble 1998
"I DID IT!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
-Owen Hart after "winning" his 2nd slammy award in 1997
"You better give your soul to the lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!"
-The Undertaker shooting on HBK prior to Royal Rumble 1998
"OK sarge..........we'll start showin' you some respect........SUCK IT!!! Hahahahaahhaha"
-HBK shooting on Sgt. Slaughter some time in 1997
"YOU CAN FEEL IT DUDE!!!!"
-Ultimate Warrior
"It was me, dad........It was me, that hired Stone Cold back, it was ME!"
-Shane McMahon shooting on Vince about hiring SCSA back after his Judgement Day '98 firing.
"YOU'RE TOO DAMN SELFISH!!!"
-Owen Hart shooting a heel promo on his brother, Bret
Heyyyy Heyyyy Heyyyy Rock......I dont know what you're cookin.....smells like sh*t..... but I think I'll eat some anywayyyy !!!heyheyheyheyyyy!!!
-"Miazark Henry (X-Pac)" during the Dx mockery of the Nation of Domination
Now the Rock, just cameee from the baaathroooom,......and....YOU SHOULDA SMELT WHAT THE ROCK WAS COOKIN!!!!!
-"The 'Crock' (HHH)" during the DX mockery of the Nation
"All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday." "One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy..."
-Good ol' J.R. on Owen Hart, and at the end of "Raw is Owen" when Stone Cold toasts Owen with a beer
"You see, everyone in that locker-room's, gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me"
-Stone Cold at the very beginning of the first Raw of 1998 dated 1/5/98
I knew he was gonna do that! I just, knew he was gonna do that. He dont need, Janetty!!
-Bobby "the Brain" Heenan referring to HBK after he threw Marty through the 'Barber Shop' window.

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