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Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity. -Quint
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If a monkey bites you what kind of medicine do you think they would use?
-Carlton Blanchard
I'm allergic to a the clam...I'm on my way to the hospital and I have to stop for gas

-Antnio Scarpatchi
I am afraid to stop writting in my journal for fear the that the old man will ask me a question...I hate him
-Antonio Scarpatchi
Joe: You don't want a cleft in your chin. It'll look like a little butt.

Brian: So I'll grow a beard and we'll call it pants.
-Joe and Brian

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