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What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
-Zapp Brannigan Bite my shiny metal ass!
-Bender Cool, just like in Star Tre--(door closes on him)OW!
-Fry If anyone needs me i'll be in the angry dome. OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
-Professer That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
-Fry Were you just singing?
-Leela No I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing... court order
-Bender Watch out! I happen to have a very SEXY learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?" "*sigh* Sex-lexsyia.
-Zapp Brannigan/Kif I have mated with a women! Inform the crew!
-Zapp Branigann amy : he knows when you are sleeping
fansworth: he knows when youre on the can
leela: he'll freaking blow your naughty ass from here to pakistan
hermes: you better not sleep, you better not move
bender: you're better off dead, im telling you
-amy, farnsworth, leela, hermes, bender, fry Hello? Pizza delivery for...I.C. Weiner? Crud. I always thought by this time in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls.
-Fry pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years, fry yes, gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty (takes off bathrobe) ahhhhhhh....brisk
-professor farnsworth Prof shows fry a large egg like pill) Fry: You want me to swallow that?!
Prof: Good news! Its a supository!
-Professer My God! What if the secret ingerdient is..people?? No, there's already a soda like that; Soylent Cola. How is it? It varies from person to person.
-Fry and Leela, wondering what' Slurm's secret ingredient is So anyway, who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
-Leela [after being kicked out of a theme park] Yeah... well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
-Bender Let's face it, we're in hot butter here.
-Zoidburg No beer until you finish your tequila young lady!
-Leela's dad (taps her heels 3 times) There's no place like---I WANNA BE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!
-Leela Prof. Farnsworth: I'm Sure Bender's Just Made A Cutting Remark, But He Should Know That I Taped Over His Soap Operas To Make This Film.
Bender:You Bastard!
-Bender And Professor Farnsworth destroy all humans!!
-bender Good News Everyone! I Taught The Toaster To Feel Love!
-Professor Farnsworth Who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
-Leela enjoy your afordable Swedish crap
-Ikea robot CLAMPS - CLAMPS! thats my name you numbskull don't make me clap you one
-clamps Hot diggity dafodill!
-Bender L-"is this some sort of head scanning device"
P-"yes some sort, in france they call it a guillotine
-Leela & the Proffesser Yaay! I'm a Delivery Boy!
-Fry BENDER! BENDER!... have you seen my Sombrero
-Fry windmills do not work that way! GOOD NIGHT
-morbo I have mated with a woman! Inform the crew!
-Zapp Morbo cannot understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say the letter that looks like a man with a hat.
-Morbo Kittens give Morbo gas.
-Morbo Wait a second, I know that monkey! His name's Donkey!" "Monkeys aren't donkeys! Quit messing with my head!
-Fry and Professor I would like a pizza for i.c. weenner
-nibbler good news, its a supository.
-professer farnsworth suicide booth: would you like slow and painful or quick and painless. fry: Uh yeah, I would like to make a collect call. suicide booth: you have choosen slow and painful. Bender: oh, good choice!
-fry and bender in a suicide booth That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
-Bender Leela: "I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can." Professor: "you're going to do his laundry?"
-Professor and Leela Our planet has been through so much this past year:wars, droughts, impeachments; but we've never lost our sense of what's truly important...the great taste of Charleston Chew!
-President Nixon's Head Fry, I will always remember you. MEMORY ERASED.
-Lucy Liu-bot We have failed to uphold Brannigans law, however I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end....is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?........ Kiff, I'm asking you a question!
-Zapp Brannigan That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer
-Calculon Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything!
-professor Burn on that old crew. The only thing they did better than us was suck and die!
-leela The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in
-Zapp Brannigan Leela: Fry the wall on that strip-club isn't gonna fall down twice in one day.
Fry: I know, and I've come to accept that.
-Fry and Leela Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
-Bender I am Bender. Please insert girder.
-Bender I am Bender baby. Please insert liquor.
-Bender *Hawking(mechanical voice)*: There he is. Seize him.
*Fry*: Who said that?
-Stephen Hawking and Fry Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
Fry: No I'm...doesn't!
-Dwight & Fry Professer:...And Fry has that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!
-Professer Farnsworth & Fry Oooh! A can!
-DR. Zoidberg Rock a bye, baby, don't you leak.Bender wants to drink for at least a week.
-Bender Bender: Bending is my middle name!
Fry: It is?
Bender: Yep. My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
-Bender & Fry Excellent, excellent!
-Zoidberg Bender,stop destroying the universe!
-Leela Life can be hillariously cruel.heheheh!
-Bender Fry:.....Although the snoo-snoo part will be pretty good.
Zapp: Baby, it'll blow your mind.
-Fry & Zapp Brannigan 'Eat my shorts!' 'Ok. *eats it* Mmm. Shorts!'
-Bart Simpson doll Bender I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl.
-Robot girl w/ mustache if I don't make it through this tell my wife I said...hello
-The Neutral president Hello? Hello? Pizza delivery for um.... I C Weiner?! Awe crud! I thought that at this point in my life I would be the one making the prank phone calls.
-Fry Hold still, damn it. I don't have good depth perception.
-Leela Cortasans and gentle fops i bid you welcome to my opera let us cavort like the greeks of old, you know the ones i mean
-Hedonism Bot I love stealin'.I love takin'things.
-Bender (Stares at blank movie screen) They don't make movies like these anymore...(blows nose)
-The Professor I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at this crazy passports!
-The Foreigner Fry: Well, you guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from radiator nebula.
Leela: Fry, that was just a radiator.
Fry: Oh.Is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?
-Fry and Leela Fry: Bender, what happened? I heard somebody got flattened.
Amy:Fry, where's your Brain Slug?
(A green alien parasite lies on the floor,withered.The Professor picks it up.)
Professor:Poor little guy starved to death.
-Fry Amy and the Professor Bender:Gimme the bell! Gimme the bell!
(the bell rings to announce the next match)
Bender:Did you hear a noise?
-Bender to Leela a friend of mine said he mugged you today
-bender Morgan: Why is there yougurt in this cap?
Fry: Well, it used to be milk, but time makes fools of us all.
-Fry and Morgan I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured.
-Dr. Zoidberg Amy: LEELA! WE'RE RIGHT HERE!
Leela: Amy, Inot deaf. I just have to wear this stupid eyepatch for a week. Does it look stupid?
Fry: No! In fact, it's so not stupid, I'm thinking of getting one.
(Fry shakes his head at Amy)
-Amy Leela and Fry Amy: Hey. Where's Fry?
Bender: I didn't kill him! Professor?
-Amy and Bender Leela's right. Fishing blows. Let's make it a little more interesting. Everyone give me five bucks.(Everyone gives Bender five bucks.Bender quickly pockets the money.) There. Wasn't that interesting?
-Bender The president is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!
-Dr. Zoidberg Wagga wagga wagga wagga
-General Collon Pacman *crash on roof from the ship*
hermes:that's comming out of your pay.
zoidberg:*cries*
-hermes to zoidberg Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
-Fry It's the future! My parents, my coworkers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again! [pause] Yahooo!
-Fry Yeah, well, I'm gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!
-Bender cupert: we are starting a newspaper delivering company!
professor:isn't that cute...a newspaper delivering company!
what is a paper were to land in a puddle!
hermes:civilisation as we know it might splash!
-cupert professor and hermes leela:i'm telling you i need this eye surgery!
proffessor: yes leela doesn't want any more morons staring at her hideose eye[turns to leela and stares at her eye]
-proffessor and leela zoidberg:aah! my house it's been burnt!how could this have happened?!
Hermes: thats a really good question.
Bender:ah there's my cigar!
Hermes:that just raises further questions!
-Hermes Zoidberg and Bender if anyone needs me i will be in the angry dome![ship flies]
[proffesor walking in circles grunting]
-proffesor [everyone looks at door with kiff]
zoidberg:[cries like a baby]
-zoidberg we will all have fun in my birthday party tomorrow
[time skips to next day]
zoidberg:[looks both way with cupcake in front and cries
-zoidberg My Manwich!
-Hermes I'm so stupid. So stupid. So stupider than you. I'm stupider than you in every way!
-Devil robot actor fry- heyy can i ask u a question?Leela-if its about my eye no*pause*
l-is it about my eye? F- sorta L- go ahead F- whats up with it?
-fry and leela pull up in a car w/ another guy* GF: i found somone else fry! all ur stuff is on the side walk outside of the apartment! *in 3000* F:...and i think my girlfriend is staring to cheat on me!
-fry and girlfriend in 1999 "I'm not a robot! I'M NOT A ROBOT!!! WAAAAAUUUUGGGHH!!!"
-Fry HOORAY!
-Dr. Zoidberg (Professor Farnsworth catches the bouquet at Bender's "funeral".)
Amy: I know whose funeral we'll be attending next.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, stop!
-Professor Farnsworth and Amy (whistles) Look at these swanky tombs. These people really know how to die!
-Bender (whistles) Look at these swanky tombs. These people really know how to die!
-Bender "Hey, Red. You're just in time to join the hostage situation! Now which side do you want to be on?"
"The side that kicks your twisted, metal ass!"
-Roberto and Fry You don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG!!!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
-Zoidberg (after singing white rabbit)I'm leaving with you,you stupied hippies!
-Nixion's Head Friends,help! A guinea pig tricked me!
-Zoidberg Ahh hah! It was just a trick. I was actually only in 1 side!
-Zoidberg (singing) "Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!!"
-Bender (singing) "O she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes, o she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes. ILL KILL YOU AMY!! o she'll be comin round the mountain , she'll be comin round the mountain, she'll be comin round the mountain whe
-Bender Fry-(singing) "Im walkin on sunshine! Whooaaoo!" semyore (barking the next line of song) "Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, Arroo!"
-Fry and semyore(the dog) (singing) "O, i'll blast her with my ray gun when she comes, o i'll blast her with my ray gun when she comes, o i'll blast her with my ray gun, i'll blast her with my ray gun, i'll blast her with my ray gun when she comes. When she comes!
-Bender (singing) "O i'll kill all the humans in the world, yes i'll kill all the humans in the world..."
-Bender In the game of chess you must never let your adversary see your pieces.
-Zapp Brannigan R: i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 guess it right and i'll kill you first B: er 56 R: 56 56 now thats all i can think about, i'll kill you, you no good fiftysixin...
-Roberto and Bender "Bite my shiny metal ass!"-Bender Bender: Comedies are lame. Now, Tragedies... hohohoho!!! This isn't like the marble eatting contest!: Leela Zapp Brannigan: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?
Kif Kroker: *sigh* Sexlexia. "Human" in robot sci fi film: I will eat and digest you all with my system of MIGHTY ORGANS! Zapp Brannigan: "It's very...erotic"
Leela: "What?"
Zapp Brannigan: "EROTIC!" Clawplok: Please rise for our national anthem. Leela: This society is a bunch of idiots. Bender: Bite my splintry wooden ass! Richard Nixon: "nixon with charisma, by god i could rule the universe." Richard Nixon: "nixon with charisma, by god i could rule the universe." Cubert: (As the professor) Good news everyone, I'm a horses butt!
Professor: I am? That's not good news at all! richard nixon: fix him like kennedy fixed the 1960 election. Damn bean eating war hero. "Stupid anti pimping laws!"-Bender (after Kif explains how he got pregnant)
So...the toilet seat is like the uncle...or something?
Zapp Branigan Zoidberg: I'm a doctor! Bender: Do a Flip!!! professor farnsworth: Oh God! you've killed me! You've killed me
Leela: OH NO! What have i done?
professor farnsworth: i just told you! You killed me! Bender: Bite my red hot glowing ass! (Looks at his bottom, then gasps) Red hot glowing ass? Excuse me for a second... (Goes out and screams) Bender: Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass! Crater Face: Hi! I'm Crater Face! Welcome to Luna Park! I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir.
Bender: Better mascots than you have tried.
(Bender drinks rest of beer and shoves it into Crater Face's eye)
Crater Face: At least I still have my self-respect.
(Laughs, then cries) Fry: Attention New New Yorkers: Stop acting so Stupid! Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. - Dr. Zoidberg Fry: "But I'm not a robot like you! I hate having disks crammed into me! Unless they're Oreos...and they're only in my mouth. Don't you get it? I'm going to die here soon!" Fry: "Bender, I can't take much more of this! I want outta here!"
Bender: "What, are you kidding? This place is great! Free electroshock whenever you want it, two Lincolns for every Napoleon... Ah, sweet light crude..." Amy: I know whose funeral we'll be attending next
Professor: Oh , stop! Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
-Fry Leela: "How can you trick lots of innocent people into drinking something that comes out of your behind? That's disgusting!"
Slurm Queen: "Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind, milk comes from a cow's behind, and do you ever use toothpaste?"
Fry: "Whose behind does that come out of?"
Slurm Queen: "You don't wanna know." "Is he Dumb or Just Ugly?" -Bender zoyby want ballon!-zoidberg bender:you know it's funny fry:what? bender:your weiner! Im so excited! I wish I could wet my pants!: Bender Bender: Its just you and me *looks at the beer*
Fry: Hey!
Bender: Quiet beer!
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