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A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
-Chuckles the Clown You're not gonna believe this Phyllis but when I first ran over him I thought he was boring.
-Rhoda You know what? You've got spunk!' 'Well, yes....' 'I HATE spunk!
-Lou Mary Can you imagine the insurance claim? Cause of death: a busted goober.
-Murray Slaughter I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
-Rhoda Morgenstern 'Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything.' 'No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!'
-Mary Richards Rhoda Morgenstern I've just been handed a bulletin: "You have something on your front tooth!"
-Ted Baxter 'Mary, I don't want you to take this wrong, but you're a jerk.' 'How could I possibly take that wrong?'
-Lou Grant Mary I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
-Mary "This is Ted Baxter wishing you goodnight... and good news."
Ted
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