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MISS FINE!!
-Mr. Sheffield Trust me, there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes - Colonel Sanders.
-Sylvia You're pretty cocky for a tall, handsome, rich charming guy.
-Fran Honey, as long as *I* am living under *your* roof you will do as I say.
-Fran Val: The bank robber took your mother. Fran: Oh, my god! That poor man!
-Val Fran Niles: Did Caca do a no-no in the kitchen?
-Niles Look Fran, giant Barbie Dolls.' 'No Honey, these toys are for boys.
-Gracie Fran Fran: I saw Mr. Sheffield naked in the shower.
-Fran As appealing as Hepatitis sounds, yellow's just not my color.
-Fran Max: [to Fran] Have you seen Gracie's Halloween costume? She looks a bit more like a trick than a treat.
-Max Fran: You know, I've got half a mind... Max: No argument there!
-Fran Max Philippe: Your queen looks like a man.
-Philippe Hello, Caca.'' ''What?'' ''Is this not what C.C. stands for? That is what the butler told me.
-Philippe Philippe Can you keep a secret?' 'Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
-Mr. Sheffield Niles C.C.: I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning. Niles: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?
-C.C. Niles I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.' 'I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
-C.C. Niles I find I can catch more flies with honey.' 'I always thought your tongue darted out.
-C.C. Niles C.C.: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Niles: You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it.
-C.C. Niles Fran: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all? C.C.: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
-Fran C.C. Oh, what are you doing here, the sun is up.
-Niles You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?
-Niles Niles: I once walked in on the Queen-mother. Fran: In the shower? Niles: On the throne.
-Niles Fran C.C.: You are a pathetic excuse for a man. Niles: Ditto!
-C.C. Niles Niles: You realize, of course, now I'm going to have to kill you.
-Niles Niles: How do you do, Tiz Maylor? I'm Biles, the nutler.
-Niles Ah-hah, forget it. You got a better chance of seeing Tonya Harding on a box of Wheaties.
-Fran N: Finger sandwich? FBJr.: Ewww. What idiot made these?
N: I did, and they're made from real little boys.
-Niles Frank Bakley, Jr. This place is gorgeous. Much better than that place you had in New York.
-Yetta
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