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Monty Python's Flying Circus Quotes

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And Now for Something Completly Different!
-Annoucer
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
-the Spanish inquisition
Spam spam spam spam, Spam spam spam spam!
-Vikings at a diner
The only reason this parrot was sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
-Parrot owner
You assured me that its lack movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long spuawk.
-Parrott owner
it's not pining it's passed on, this parrot is no more it has ceased to be it's expired and gone to meet it's maker it's a stiff bereft of life it rests in peace it's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible this is an ex-parrot
-parrot owner
This bird is no more.
-Cleese
Grizzled looking guy (Michael Palin): It's...
Ring Kichard the Thrid.

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