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And Now for Something Completly Different!
-Annoucer Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
-the Spanish inquisition Spam spam spam spam, Spam spam spam spam!
-Vikings at a diner The only reason this parrot was sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
-Parrot owner You assured me that its lack movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long spuawk.
-Parrott owner it's not pining it's passed on, this parrot is no more it has ceased to be it's expired and gone to meet it's maker it's a stiff bereft of life it rests in peace it's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible this is an ex-parrot
-parrot owner This bird is no more.
-Cleese Grizzled looking guy (Michael Palin): It's... Ring Kichard the Thrid.
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