"Bob Dole knows the flavor of soup!"
-Robert Smigel as Bob Dole
Random Fan: Do you still ride the subway?
Dana Carvey: I don't know what the subway is, I ride on a little velvet pillow. No, I'm down there, because I enjoy urine!
"These people are not looking for handouts, they just want to live in zoos."
-Dana Carvey as Newt Gingrich
