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Though I know should be wary, Still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
-Lydia It's Showtime!
-Beetlejuice Babes... (referring to Lydia)
-Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!
-Lydia Deadly-vu!
-Lydia Lydia:(attempting to make silly faces in her mirror) Hey Beetlejuice am I scary? Beetlejuice:(loses his attention to a beetle he was about to eat and it gets away) Aaaaaah! You made me lose my lunch! Lydia: Really!!
-Beetlejuice and Lydia Shop 'till you freak at the Spooky Boutique!
-Beetlejuice There's something rotten in the state of Denmark (sniffs) No problem, it's me.
-Beetlejuice Beetlejuice? Ughh, only Lydia would come up with a word as disgusting as Beetlejuice.
-Claire Lydia: Beetlejuice, why can't you fly when Sandworms are around ?!
Beetlejuice: (sitting down a shaking with a tramasized look) I...I don't know..I just freeze up (changes into a snowman and then back to normal) Bogus, huh.
-Lydia and Beetlejuice I'm really babysitting now (Big Baby spews on her and the other babies) AND IT'S NOT FOR TWO BUCKS AN HOUR!
-Lydia (Beetlejuice zooms past her on trike) AHH! Poor little Arelo must be terrified! (He wizzes past on trike with biker like clothes) Heh, heh, Hey babes!
Lydia: Arrelo???
-Lydia (in cage) Look, I got a problem maybe you can help me out.. I got these friends I'd said I meet and its the kind of thing that you gotta be there in person..
-Beetlejuice Beetlejuice has been a pimple on the nose of the Neitherworld! There was the hela monster in the mayors underwear incident! The cootie invasion of '49! and who can forget BEETLEMANIA!
-Prosector Beetlejuice: Hey! What am I, garbage? Lydia: You wish!
-Beetlejuice Lydia I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie purée!
-Beetlejuice No body, no nose...the troubles I've seen.
-Beetlejuice Why dear, whatever is the matter?
-Lydia's Mom At this rate, I'll try anything.
-Lydia Lydia- Whats the sound of one hand clapping?
Beetlejuice- If a tree falls on a man and there is no one around, does he make a sound?
Lydia- What came first the egg or the chicken?
Beetlejuice- Which did came first? "Wake up and smell the garbage!!!!"-Beetlejuice
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