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WUZZUP!
-Martin Bro'Man: "I like to keep up with the soaps Martin. Helps me understand the Honeys. Makes 'em think Bro'man is sensitive."
Gina: "Hi Martin, hi Bro'man, What y'all up to?"
Bro'Man: "Nothin'... just chillin'"
Martin: "Me and Bro'man gonna sell T shirts at the Whitney Houston concert!"
Bro'Man: "Whitney's large. We 'bout to get paid. My cut's gonna buy a whole lotta sammiches."
Martin: "Right boy! You gonna get cheese on that too! Bro'man, let's roll". Bro'man heads for the window. Martin: "Bro'man! You gonna have to learn to use the front door!" Bro'man looks at the window, then the door, then ducks out the window.
Bro'Man: "Check ya' downstairs."
Later... Gina: "Hey baby, how'd the concert go?" Martin: "Aint nobody tryin' to buy none of these! Look! Bro'man can't spell! - WHITNY HUSTON - And look at the picture!" Gina: "Martin! That's Bro'man, in a bad wig!" Martin: I was born at night, not last night. Martin: Tommy, you don't have no damn job Martin: Bra Man what you doin?
Bra Man: Nothin.... Just Chillin!! Martin: Angry man what you doin here?
Angry Man: Man... Sit yo ass down! (Martin's missing) Gina answers the phone: "Baby! Baby, is this this you?"
Gina! you tryin' to push-up on me again?
On the phone, Mrs. Payne is angry and Gina is impatient' Gina: "Mrs. Payne I've got to go, ...bye
You better not let me catch yo' ass on the street Gina!
Momma Payne: "Martin? I just stopped by to give you this record. We Are The World, by Michael Jackson. Now play that on your show today."
Martin: "But Ma i told you, it's talk radio, we don't play records."
Momma Payne: "Now you don't talk back to Momma! This record is powerful! It just might make this world a better place for you and me!"
Martin: "Sorry Momma, OK. And tell that girl Gina if she's gonna be spendin' the night over here, she needs to start payin' the rent!" Martin "Bro'man! it's 3 in the morning! What are you doin' up in here?"
Bro'Man "Nothin'... just chillin'. What you doin' up? I usually have the place to myself 'round this hour."
Martin "I keep having these nightmares. You ever have them?"
Bro'Man "Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this fire escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly-ass crib! With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full a sammiches! But..., but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried."
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